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bad for screen reader, dumb bit that has probably been done 

wordle X/6

dang
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Elden ring [2] 

Things that are like dark souls (that aren't just genre):
* You are undead
* The opening cinematic includes a vague lore dump, and then a list of some of the bosses you will fight
* The world has been driven mad by some event
* Managing stamina
* Checkpoints are sources of light that you sit at
* A maiden helps you level up

Things that aren't like dark souls:
* You can jump
* Sneaking
* Guard counters (more on this later)
* You have a goat-horse
* Non-hostile creatures

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Elden ring [1] 

I wasn't going to get Elden Ring when it came out, but then... I did anyway.
(Guess the marketing worked lol)

My usual PC isn't good enough to run it, but my nesting partner's PC is good enough. It's plugged into the television, so I get this weird experience of it feeling like a console game.

The thing I wasn't expecting was: it feels so dark souls-y. Like, obviously it's in the same genre and from the same Devs, but it feels more like dark souls than even bloodborne does.

re: affection 

@BatElite @lucidiot@mk.absturztau.be *wiggles softly*

re: semantle spoilers 

@gmsh yeah, i couldn't engage with it at all...

conlang (yobo wugu dan) 

My handwriting is bad, but I wanted to share this phrase from my conlang.

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