Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)
Joined Sep 2017
@soft_chomps@glitch.social I'm sorry, but jort princess is in another castle...
@cnc don't need a hate group if your town government already agrees with you...
C (negative)
I hate that C is still the main programming language people learn, because it's fucking old and nobody wants to move on from it because "it's fast and it's too hard to learn anything else", even though the vast majority of languages are EASIER TO USE AND LEARN THAN FUCKING C
@cnc that's horrible...
@cnc guh, I've been avoiding the CS department for years
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
boosted
I have had this very conversation myself, many times.
It's remarkably similar to talking to economists about growth and thermodynamics.
https://www.emptywheel.net/2017/09/14/software-is-a-long-con/
I had a conversation with a bridge engineer one evening not long ago. I said, “Bridges, they are nice, and vital, but they fall down a lot.”
He looked at me with a well-worn frustration and replied, “Falling down is what bridges do. It’s the fate of all bridges to fall down, if you don’t understand that, you don’t understand bridges.”
I should have breakfast...
thank u all for slowing down...
you're all posting faster than I can read...
please slow down for the slow lizard...
when my family had an XP computer, I installed a hack onto it that allowed me to set a universal password, so I could access anyone's account
it's interesting that if you look at someone's profile on mastodon, they look way less active than they would on bird site, but it's because they're actually interacting with each other!
since being on here, birdsite feels really impersonal...
ah heck, I was in the middle of a long post, then replied to someone and lost the post...
good morning everyone!
it's midnight and my mind is dying, so I'm gonna go to bed...
good night everyone!
(and especially good night to you. yes, you.)
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
boosted
Blatant self-promotion, to give myself a nice story to pin
Discursive anomalies for all ages
https://discursiveanomalies.com/
Short stories of all kinds
https://relationshipstatues.com/
Weird stories of some kind
https://longersky.com/
A flimsy excuse to throw money at me (at least, that's the story)
https://www.patreon.com/sargoth
And, to top it all off: a webring
https://icosahedron.website/@Sargoth/3915157
Also
one more thing
cats :3
My firefox is now purple while loading a webpage, which is simultaneously comforting and disconcerting
@Efi I'm not gonna proxy, I'm gonna *directly connect to your soul*!!!
politics (+ depending on perspective)
@Elizafox it'd be like the purge, but if the purge was every day instead of just 1 day
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)
Joined Sep 2017
