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today we set up the fabrication of gay matter

@Shadow8t4 it's not standard at mine! that's why I'm surprised! This is the first assignment I've had in 5 years which you get 0 if you're late

wh???

"if you submit this assignment late you get 0 marks"

what the actual fuck???

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COMPUTER SCIENTISTS, CIRCA 1969:

Hey everyone, so to recap, we've all learned that Algol-like languages are pretty terrible to reason about, so let's do better in the next few decades, okay?

KERNIGHAN AND RITCHIE:

hold(ourbeer);

BJARNE STROUSTRUP:

mybeer.hold();

JAMES GOSLING:

class mybeer implements drinkableBeverage extends system.utils.rootBeer

BRENDAN EICH:

hold = ''
mybeer = 0
console.log(hold == mybeer)
console.log(mybeer == hold)

@witchfynder_finder I can't let my facial hair get longer than a day's worth, I hate it so much.

I kinda like shaving, but only because it means I don't have anymore facial hair...

I'm so gay, I can't stop thinking about the people I'm in love with

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