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but soft, what typh through yonder window breaks

[crashes through window]

it's me. i'm soft

@longhorns@chitter.xyz no problem!

*munches up the flowers I prepared*

@longhorns@chitter.xyz oh!!!

I'm sorry I shouldn't have assumed!

*pours you a new glass of ice cold dr pepper, and makes you a plate of pastry puffs* ♥

@longhorns@chitter.xyz *pours you a glass of hot dr pepper and puts some yummy looking flowers onto a plate*

@Miffy@awoo.space I was thinking something more like the first "brazil" image on this page: quartzpage.de/blue.html

clothing depends on what they're up to!

when they're in a city, they wear a lot of reds and oranges, to contrast with their colouring, but when out on archeological expeditions they wear relatively muted browns and greys

me: *is confused*
me: I'll just jump to this complete non-sequitur in this conversation we're having

@posit@chitter.xyz I feel like you missed my actual joke ;;

how to make my british followers mad 

"hey chum, let's go get some fish and crisps"

@soft_chomps@glitch.social that really sucks, I'm so sorry...

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