Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

@heatherhorns he could have also turned the holmes series into a series about fey, which would have probably not made many holmes fans happy!

@BatElite yeah, you need a very small ruler to measure them!

English reduplication like this always uses a high vowel and then a low vowel - I wonder if there are languages which do the opposite?

bing bong

@boobs_idiot@octodon.social ???? how do they take the bins out????

@YoteDragon how much are you charging for a bite?

@YoteDragon aaaaaaa!!!

It is raining and thundering outside, and I am cozy in my bed

oh no, the snoozening is approaching

@BatElite *squeaks*

it's time for squash!

squash your plushes and cushions and such!

@coriander I think for high school me, my job would be the most surprising thing - I thought back in the day that the only people who went into this industry were just greedy and looking to roll in piles of cash (which is not true in reality at all) and were willing to do a really boring job to get it (which is also not true, for me at least)

@coriander I have one of those, but it's a weird colour so I don't wear it out - maybe I'll find one I can wear out!

@BatElite oh yeah, I should decorate my antlers with fairy lights or something!

I want to push my fashion and appearance in a more interesting direction - something more than just my usual outfits (top, jeans, cardigan)

But I'm not sure where to start - what can I do to mix up my fashion in small steps at a time?

You can always tell when you're getting close to the old city - the air raid sirens were turned on many decades ago, but no one stayed to turn them off again.

@SOURSTARFISH D::

@BatElite yay, adventure!

@SOURSTARFISH that sounds awful