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Do you ever say something in a Livestream chat and then realise that it makes you sound like a jerk if you don't also explain the whole complex context?

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A little known fact:

before the crowbar was invented…

crows simply drank at home.

#Puns #DadJokes

the sea is a kind of decentralised social network

The admin invited me to write an #Introduction message. Here it is.

Hello. I am not a dropbear. I am definitely not sitting in a nearby tree waiting to drop on you as you pass by. You definitely don't need to take any defensive precautions. Don't carry an umbrella; don't wear a bike helmet; don't smear Vegemite behind your ears. You shouldn't even bother to look up. You're perfectly safe.

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!