actually? yes it did
they severed my wings with burning holy light and I felt the wrath of god herself, then plummeted to the ground, infinity miles below
but what most hurt was my pride, my eternal joy of being of the high kin, erased, never to bask in the glory again, doomed to roam the land of the mortals or worse
it hurt like you will never know, human
now leave me alone with my grief

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 09:19

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 09:19

Oct 02, 2017, 09:19

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

@Efi ::D

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 09:18

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 09:18

Oct 02, 2017, 09:18

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

@viomi no problem~

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 08:59

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 08:59

Oct 02, 2017, 08:59

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

*sends a secret kiss to someone really nice*

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Oct 02, 2017, 08:50

Lizardsquid, maker of noises boosted

**🛄 chitter.xyz** @Efi@mastodon.social · Oct 02, 2017, 08:50

Oct 02, 2017, 08:50

🛄 chitter.xyz @Efi@mastodon.social

today we set up the fabrication of gay matter

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 06:51

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 06:51

Oct 02, 2017, 06:51

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

gross

I feel like I'm about to throw up

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 06:39

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 06:39

Oct 02, 2017, 06:39

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

@rye oh shit

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 06:03

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 06:03

Oct 02, 2017, 06:03

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

I am.... gayyyy as heck!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 05:58

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 05:58

Oct 02, 2017, 05:58

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

@shekkiesqueaks goodnight!!!!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 05:33

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 05:33

Oct 02, 2017, 05:33

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

@Shadow8t4 it's not standard at mine! that's why I'm surprised! This is the first assignment I've had in 5 years which you get 0 if you're late

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 05:31

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Oct 02, 2017, 05:31

Oct 02, 2017, 05:31

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

wh???

"if you submit this assignment late you get 0 marks"

what the actual fuck???

hrghjhh

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Oct 02, 2017, 04:01

Lizardsquid, maker of noises boosted

**Nate Cull (.social)** @natecull@mastodon.social · Oct 02, 2017, 04:01

Oct 02, 2017, 04:01

Nate Cull (.social) @natecull@mastodon.social

COMPUTER SCIENTISTS, CIRCA 1969:

Hey everyone, so to recap, we've all learned that Algol-like languages are pretty terrible to reason about, so let's do better in the next few decades, okay?

KERNIGHAN AND RITCHIE:

hold(ourbeer);

BJARNE STROUSTRUP:

mybeer.hold();

JAMES GOSLING:

class mybeer implements drinkableBeverage extends system.utils.rootBeer

BRENDAN EICH:

hold = ''
mybeer = 0
console.log(hold == mybeer)
console.log(mybeer == hold)