Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

// just ignore this bit :)
#include <stdio.h>
typedef void for;
typedef void comment;
typedef char[] hi;
typedef char[] I;
typedef char[] we;
typedef char[] having;
typedef char[] start;

comment introduction /* welcome to C */(){
hi there = "welcome to my C tutorial!"
; I hope = "that you enjoy it a lot!"
;}

for main /* course */(){
we will = "learn how to use C without"
; having to = "bother with pesky syntax"
; start by = "clicking the <next> button"
;}

@kibi woah...

(playing spaceplan) https://computerfairi.es/media/zAEY2mwnXGsxynqEUYU

@cq gotta go for that midday maccas run

@melaininpony I'm sorry, mae. We're here if you need anything

why do we tell children lies like that when they're young? Is there a societal/developmental benefit?

I just connected the dots and realised that @anthracite drew the image that's used in the article for post furry stuff on wikifur:

http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Postfurry

launching potatoes into space

@PlanetaryKnight how are you?

@PlanetaryKnight pretty good so far, but I'm starting to feel a little bored and fidgety so I need to find something to do

oh I crossed 5000 posts here recently... woops

@tom yessss

I wish multitasking was a real actual thing you could do, so I could message people and be on masto and do work all at the same time