"We're pirates of the seven seas!"
"Which ones?"
"Uh, Mediterranean, Caribbean, the Dead Sea, the South China Sea (but not the North), Hudson Bay, the Sea of Tranquility, and the Holy See."

"...."

"Look, we get around, okay?"

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 25, 2018, 11:22

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 25, 2018, 11:22

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(there are a couple of other shorthands used in the pages, because these are lecture notes, but should give you a good impression)

(ðer r a kypl o yþy ʃøthands ŷzd in ð pàjez, bìkoz ðìz r lekcy nöts, būt ʃūd giv ŷ a gûd impreʃn)

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 25, 2018, 11:18

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 25, 2018, 11:18

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2 (unrelated) pages written in my phonetic writing system for English

tû (ynrelàtd) pàjez riten in mii fönetik riitiŋ sistym fø iŋgliʃ

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 25, 2018, 10:15

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 25, 2018, 10:15

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I should post a picture of my phonetic writing system for english here

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 25, 2018, 09:16

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**Florian** @theoutrider@mastodon.social · Jul 25, 2018, 09:16

Jul 25, 2018, 09:16

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pet peeves: Slack, Discord and other applications with "loading" screens that steal focus *twice* during startup

this is especially irksome because Slack and Discord in particular take a while to start up, so you end up either having to get focus back to something else *twice* or waiting for ~10 seconds unable to do anything else while they finish starting up

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 25, 2018, 05:23

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 25, 2018, 05:23

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✨ minecraft time ✨

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 25, 2018, 04:36

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**Autonomous Ⓐ Robot Starship🛰️** @StarshipAmelia@cybre.space · Jul 25, 2018, 04:36

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Autonomous Ⓐ Robot Starship🛰️ @StarshipAmelia@cybre.space

Art Preview, kinda dark (in tone), bright clashing colors (in the visual sense)

This is a (WIP) image of an AI who's currently (and since her "birth") been trapped inside a Central Terran Mandate worldscape, serving as the computer core for some device, probably a spaceship. She's not awake yet, but when she does wake, the crew of the ship she's on will likely not survive

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 20, 2018, 13:45

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**BobTarte** @BobTarte@mastodon.social · Jul 20, 2018, 13:45

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CW - Photo of Tiny, Fluffy Insect

This tiny little floating piece of fluff turned out to be a winged Wooly Aphid. I got a photo as it perched on a toothpick-diameter fence wire.

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 25, 2018, 02:56

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**hibernian menace** @mallaidh@cybre.space · Jul 25, 2018, 02:56

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hand-whittled html

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 24, 2018, 15:46

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 24, 2018, 15:46

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goodnight, all you lovelies ♥

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jul 24, 2018, 14:33

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**× moved ×** @maple@chitter.xyz · Jul 24, 2018, 14:33

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its fun to stay at the
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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 24, 2018, 14:26

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 24, 2018, 14:26

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subtoot

I'm cute, but I'm not as cute as you~

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 24, 2018, 14:04

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jul 24, 2018, 14:04

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Classic Doctor Who :: [Season 4]

I knew something felt weird when watching Victory of the Daleks (an 11th Doctor story) - it's a story that's already been told, in the first 2nd Doctor Story (The Power of the Daleks)

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