Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

I didn't even attempt to cost these. It wasn't the point.

A Valued Standoff
Enchantment - Saga

I: Exile all nonland permanents.
II: Return the exiled permanents to the battlefield.
III: Exile all nonland permanents. The game is a draw.

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Choosing to Fail
Enchantment - Saga

I: Put target card from your graveyard on top of your library.
II: Search your library for two cards and put them in your graveyard.
III: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

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Fall of the Trickster
Enchantment - Saga

I: You may play two additional lands this turn.
II: If you would put cards on the top of your library from your hand this turn, don't.
III: If an effect would have you choose and reveal a card with a quality, you may instead choose and reveal any card. You can't play cards named ~ for the rest of the game.

Oh, to sit under a big leaf while it rains

could someone with ADHD do THIS [looks confused, trying to remember what it was that I was about to do]