Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

A Legal Loophole
Enchantment - Saga

I: Target opponent reveals their hand. Choose a card name.
II: The first spell you cast this turn can't be countered.
III: Choose a card name other than the chosen name. Create an artifact token with "Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can’t be activated unless they’re mana abilities." (I don't think this actually works but I couldn't figure out how to make it work.)

Standoff in Paradise
Enchantment - Saga

I: ~ gains "You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game." and "If this enchantment would leave the battlefield, it instead loses this ability."
II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX:
X: The game is a draw.

I didn't even attempt to cost these. It wasn't the point.

A Valued Standoff
Enchantment - Saga

I: Exile all nonland permanents.
II: Return the exiled permanents to the battlefield.
III: Exile all nonland permanents. The game is a draw.

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Choosing to Fail
Enchantment - Saga

I: Put target card from your graveyard on top of your library.
II: Search your library for two cards and put them in your graveyard.
III: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

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Fall of the Trickster
Enchantment - Saga

I: You may play two additional lands this turn.
II: If you would put cards on the top of your library from your hand this turn, don't.
III: If an effect would have you choose and reveal a card with a quality, you may instead choose and reveal any card. You can't play cards named ~ for the rest of the game.

Oh, to sit under a big leaf while it rains

could someone with ADHD do THIS [looks confused, trying to remember what it was that I was about to do]