Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

mrrow?

I'm always surprised at how much better I feel when I eat properly and do exercise...

it's almost as if... humans aren't supposed to sit still and eat burgers all day...

I just got some proper exercise for the first time in months and I feel

a m a z i n g

I was really hoping to have some way to use money without having to tell people my deadname, but apparently not

also I fucked up setting cash.me up, because american focused financial apps are great!

I love having less than $2 in my bank account

today's lesson: don't go onto mastodon or twitter at 11am (in my timezone), you'll never leave

https://computerfairi.es/media/ruTS7k2p3GNV_vfqvRQ

I'm really glad that the Mutant Standard Emoji are being made, because I've felt alienated by emoji ever since google got rid of their lumps of joy

oh heck I spent the last 5 hours doing NOTHING AT ALL

I think I have a social media addiction problem...

*hisses, but gently and kindly*

who needs crêpes when you've got snakes?

The zone had closed - the last group was outside the door. They rushed in, ill-prepared but decked out in gear - it was tough, and it nearly killed us. But at last, they were dead. Just the 3 of us remained.

I turned to Alex, to apologise. But he was just standing there, grinning and holding a grenade.

"Thank you both for all your help, but I've really got to get going," he said.

He dropped it on the floor and dived out the window.

~Fin~

Luckily, the house was empty, we quickly rearranged furniture, and even set up a manikin to confuse people. We had set up the perfect ambush, and the zone was closing in on the house.

The sounds of gunfire and death approached. Several people attempted to enter the house, and were decimated by our superior positioning. But they fought back - I was shot and bleeding profusely, and so was Daniel.

"I'm out of ammo," Alex said.

(continued)

the fight lasted mere seconds - I know I killed someone, and I know that all 4 of them ended up dead, as well as Alice, but the rest is a blur.

Erin said fuck it, and left on her own, leaving me, Daniel and Alex.

"The Zone's gonna close in on a house to the north, we should go before anyone else shows up," I said, looking at Alice's map

The sounds of gunfire were much closer now - we were approaching the end.

(continued)