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It's hard to look at Twitter and Facebook anymore. The signal to noise ratio is intolerable and only getting worse.

Please stop tossing pennies into the well. The spirit of the well doesn't need pennies to grant your wishes. The spirit needs a ladder. It wants to crawl out of the well, dripping with goodwill, grinning with wet teeth, ready to assist young lovers and lonely widows with its wish-granting, moist fingertips.

No more pennies. Can't eat any more pennies. Only ladder. A ladder in the dark.

A cup of tea sounds really good right now.

Why am I listening to a cup?

I nearly cut my wrist on a fucking noodle D: owwww it scratched hard.

good morning, lil bugs. don't forget to be kind to yourself and let yourself be fragile. ✨

Last boosts: i love the Corvids we have in Australia so much

The thing with common sense is once you assume it's common you stop teaching it, people stop knowing it, and you mess up a lot of peoples' perception.

"Common Sense" meta 

"Common sense" is a term shouldn't exist.

Assumed knowledge should not exist at all because

1) It leaves people feeling bad for not knowing it.

2) People don't all know it!

I learned this when I was doing my white card course (to work on construction sites and stuff) and some of the accidents we saw were reacted with "but common sense"

If anyone has to be told, its not "common sense".

@lizardsquid according to all known laws of common sense, there is no way tha

common sense would tell you that common sense couldn't possibly exist, thus disproving it's own existance

the only big name on mastodon is me

none of you are allowed to have a name longer than mine

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!