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me: i'm fuckin quanked i can't deal with people right now

me: *spends an hour posting obsolete english words on social media*

snocksnarls: n., what your headphone cords are full of after you pull them out of your pocket

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/snocksn

programming shitpost 

// just ignore this bit :)
<stdio.h>
typedef void for;
typedef void comment;
typedef char[] hi;
typedef char[] I;
typedef char[] we;
typedef char[] having;
typedef char[] start;

comment introduction /* welcome to C */(){
hi there = "welcome to my C tutorial!"
; I hope = "that you enjoy it a lot!"
;}

for main /* course */(){
we will = "learn how to use C without"
; having to = "bother with pesky syntax"
; start by = "clicking the <next> button"
;}

probably tired santa claus take 

why do we tell children lies like that when they're young? Is there a societal/developmental benefit?

furry/postfurry 

I just connected the dots and realised that @anthracite drew the image that's used in the article for post furry stuff on wikifur:

en.wikifur.com/wiki/Postfurry

dangerously postfurry 

3D-printed vixens with a hive-mind.

I wish multitasking was a real actual thing you could do, so I could message people and be on masto and do work all at the same time

video game stuff 

I was going to play Call of Pripyat, but that's a little too stressful, I think

so I'm gonna play Call of Juarez: Gunslinger, which I've played twice already and really love

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holy moly I forgot that I have fibre now... a download that would have taken hours before just finished in less than a minute...

video game stuff 

like, you know how dark souls is challenging, but slow paced?

I want that, but a first person shooter

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I want to play a FPS game, but I don't want anything too intense

animated explosion (with sound!) 

oh i dont think i ever uploaded this, i made it awhile ago though, its an explosion i did on my 3ds cause i was bored and explosions are fun to animate! Also, this was my first time trying to do sound design for something that wasn't a song, and i think it went well?

why didn't they just open source it???

why would you just abandon the game, making it unplayable and also just... keep it hidden away...

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*goes to try out War of the Roses*
*finds out the servers were taken down earlier this year*

what the heck

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