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sleepy lizard goes to napland

do you join her or say goodnight?

subtoot, poly stuff, rambling 

I've known you for yonks but I didn't realise you had partners until now, because it's not in your birdsite bio...

I don't know how to bring that up without seeming weird

or wait... should I bring it up?

them: Do you speak any other languages?

me: Je toki code-switching

one of my squidy hearts, in a box 

╓──╖
║💙║
╚══╝

discussion of affectionate stuff 

FYI: if I've sent you *hugs* or *cuddles* before, you can cuddle me whenever you want 💖

food (-) 

Ok the japanese place is open, so I'm going there instead

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spiders 

I saw a colourful spider and wanted to share it with you, but my camera refused to focus on it

food 

I wish I could tell you all what my favourite burger place is, but that would tell you what neighbourhood I'm in because it's not a chain!

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money, food (~) 

*gasps* I found $20!!!

I'm gonna go to my favourite burger place for dinner

me: i'm fuckin quanked i can't deal with people right now

me: *spends an hour posting obsolete english words on social media*

snocksnarls: n., what your headphone cords are full of after you pull them out of your pocket

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/snocksn

programming shitpost 

// just ignore this bit :)
<stdio.h>
typedef void for;
typedef void comment;
typedef char[] hi;
typedef char[] I;
typedef char[] we;
typedef char[] having;
typedef char[] start;

comment introduction /* welcome to C */(){
hi there = "welcome to my C tutorial!"
; I hope = "that you enjoy it a lot!"
;}

for main /* course */(){
we will = "learn how to use C without"
; having to = "bother with pesky syntax"
; start by = "clicking the <next> button"
;}

probably tired santa claus take 

why do we tell children lies like that when they're young? Is there a societal/developmental benefit?

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