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About to get on a plane, so I'll talk to you all... at some point!!!

I love each and every one of you 💖

EVERY MORNING I SLAM A VHS INTO MY MECH

I DON'T KNOW WHY MY MECH HAS A VHS PLAYER

"Are you a man or a woman?"
"I'm a pilot."
"No, I mean what's in your pants?"
"The keys to my mech."

Now I want to play Vesna Thaw, a tabletop story game about mechs!

My mech has a secret compartment full of cushions and blankets and plenty of space to cuddle

[petition to put the handle on a seperate line so you can actually see it and learn people's handle and don't have to rely on pics and ever changing joke names]

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I should be clear: this was a subtoot for a specific person and they've already noticed!

Thanks to the other 2 people who kissed me, though!

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My body is a temple 

Long abandoned and full of snakes

So many people have called me cute and sweet... Maybe I am?

A very very bad lewd pun 

If a catgirl gets herself off, is it called...

...nyasturbation?

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