My EU Politics professor, in the midst of explaining how the Council of the European Union, the European Council, and the Council of Europe are three separate things: "Okay, I see the abject despair washing over you, and I remember why I stopped teaching this class for five years"

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 12, 2018, 00:55

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 12, 2018, 00:55

Jan 12, 2018, 00:55

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

a mastodon instance where your username is scrambled every 23 hours

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 12, 2018, 00:54

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 12, 2018, 00:54

Jan 12, 2018, 00:54

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

I've now got a proton mail email address!

my slow quest to escape google is progressing!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 12, 2018, 00:25

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 12, 2018, 00:25

Jan 12, 2018, 00:25

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

I really want to make a podcast but

* I haven't even listened to a podcast for months
* What would it be about?
* I don't want to edit something with my voice in it

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jan 12, 2018, 00:14

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**i've moved!** @lighttrax@cybre.space · Jan 12, 2018, 00:14

Jan 12, 2018, 00:14

i've moved! @lighttrax@cybre.space

slime girls are malware for the human body

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jan 11, 2018, 23:52

Lizardsquid, maker of noises boosted

**✨Soff✨ Mawr** @mawr@plush.city · Jan 11, 2018, 23:52

Jan 11, 2018, 23:52

✨Soff✨ Mawr @mawr@plush.city

@tom

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jan 11, 2018, 21:53

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**brennen** @brennen@mastodon.social · Jan 11, 2018, 21:53

Jan 11, 2018, 21:53

brennen @brennen@mastodon.social

@cypnk yeah. i feel like printers are an unusually clear example of all the ways that the market slowly but irresistibly unsolves a class of solved problems.

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jan 11, 2018, 21:53

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**gabby kar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Jan 11, 2018, 21:53

Jan 11, 2018, 21:53

gabby kar @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu

hot lake

come join us in the lake! the water's fii~iiine! and on a calm day, you can swim down to the bottom and survey all of our computing infrastructure!

...

and our fish friends! 🐟

...

what more could you possibly want?

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jan 11, 2018, 21:04

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**One-Goat Rodeo** @Zero_Democracy@mastodon.social · Jan 11, 2018, 21:04

Jan 11, 2018, 21:04

One-Goat Rodeo @Zero_Democracy@mastodon.social

Art

Whhyyyy did I think those waffled sleeves were a good idea? https://mastodon.social/media/ypW2TyDAd5U6eozDHaM

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 11, 2018, 21:34

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 11, 2018, 21:34

Jan 11, 2018, 21:34

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

micro, adverty

get your desk lizard today!

for only 5 easy payments of a 19 smooches, you too can have a wriggly desk lizard!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 11, 2018, 21:17

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 11, 2018, 21:17

Jan 11, 2018, 21:17

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

good morning friends!

I didn't sleep last night!!!!!

how are you?

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jan 11, 2018, 12:24

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**i've moved!** @lighttrax@cybre.space · Jan 11, 2018, 12:24

Jan 11, 2018, 12:24

i've moved! @lighttrax@cybre.space

milk....

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 11, 2018, 12:18

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 11, 2018, 12:18

Jan 11, 2018, 12:18

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

goodnight, request for affection

hey friends I'm heading to sleep soon but still feeling pretty bad

could you send some nice words and stuff my way?

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jan 11, 2018, 07:25

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**Becci Cat / she** @kittybecca@queer.town · Jan 11, 2018, 07:25

Jan 11, 2018, 07:25

Becci Cat / she @kittybecca@queer.town

chaotic good is the purest form of good

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 11, 2018, 11:56

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 11, 2018, 11:56

Jan 11, 2018, 11:56

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

Dr Horrible, nice guys, fictional death mention

I realised that Dr Horrible is just your archetypal nice guy:

* sees the guy with a gf as a jerk with no intelligence and only muscles
* sees himself as the intellectual superior
* completely fails to communicate interest in Penny, but still considers her to be his
* tries to impress her with accomplishments instead of talking to her
* focuses so much on his invented rivalry with the guy dating penny, that he ends up killing her