Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

Punch ChestHair

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I look perfect today tbh

"But my theory works! I've tested it! I built a laser deathray that vaporised the population of an entire city!! And I used it to carve my manifesto on the Moon!"

"Yes, Professor. The Ethics Council is well aware of your misdeeds. Not only did you conduct *applied* science... you used it to commit an act of *literature*. We have no option but to banish you to the Private Sphere."

I've just had the worst idea

Run what appears to be a regular numbers station, but occasionally interject with "that's numberwang!" every so often

hit singles in your area
that's right
every vinyl you ever wanted, for a reasonable price

;3

Hey Mastodon, here is a quote that I needed and maybe you did too:

"WRITE IT BADLY. Write it badly, write it badly, write it badly, write it badly. Stop what you’re doing, open a Word document, put a pencil on some paper, just get the idea out of your head. Let it be good later. Write it down now. Otherwise it will die in there."

— Brandon Sanderson on overcoming writer’s block to create a first draft as a professional author

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