Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

could someone with ADHD do THIS [looks confused, trying to remember what it was that I was about to do]

How come you never hear about the Order Emeralds

never look at a gif of a horse's mouth

The full moon was high over the trees at the edge of the woods.

I stood there, a five pound jar of peanut-butter under my arm, and in my hand, a long handled wooden spoon to ensure a judicious amount per scoop.

A truck rumbled past, and I caught the glint of gold eyes in the dark.

I held the spoon out confidently, "Hi, I like sharing snacks, long walks and ball-sports. Wanna hang out?"

And that is how you get a date with a werewolf.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

if you get your tarot read make sure to bring an uno reverse card just in case

BAG?

oh my god brutalist cabins actually exist