Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

reminds me of when I visited a restaurant in the USA and I couldn't understand the waitstaff (and they couldn't understand me)

the weird thing about the "elf on the shelf" meme is I have to figure them out in an american accent, because a lot of them don't rhyme in mine

last boost: mood

I really want to emphasise that I think dictatorships suck to the nth degree, this isn't a political opinion, it's a weird mood

I kinda wanna be a dictator rn?

not for life, but like...

I want to spend a year managing a country and figuring stuff out...

(there's probably a video game where I can do this, right?)

This is a really cool video about language change: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVBtIPOnNI

ack, should have cw'd this with "80s era american racism against asians"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc

(still my favourite scene from UHF)

guess who's online?

did ya guess me?

if you did - you win: nothing! absolutely nothing!

It's time for me
to go to slee
p

hmmm.

I want more clothes.

I don't have any money.

hmmm.

got to the first sex scene in the game...

really don't like it...

please stop putting sex scenes in action games

I'm so happy and gay right now~