Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

Hey, could you favourite this status real quick? I need to mess with a notification thing

I got nothing done all day because my spoon account was overdrawn.

time to buy some clothes~

reminds me of when I visited a restaurant in the USA and I couldn't understand the waitstaff (and they couldn't understand me)

the weird thing about the "elf on the shelf" meme is I have to figure them out in an american accent, because a lot of them don't rhyme in mine

last boost: mood

I really want to emphasise that I think dictatorships suck to the nth degree, this isn't a political opinion, it's a weird mood

I kinda wanna be a dictator rn?

not for life, but like...

I want to spend a year managing a country and figuring stuff out...

(there's probably a video game where I can do this, right?)

This is a really cool video about language change: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVBtIPOnNI

ack, should have cw'd this with "80s era american racism against asians"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc

(still my favourite scene from UHF)

guess who's online?

did ya guess me?

if you did - you win: nothing! absolutely nothing!

It's time for me
to go to slee
p

hmmm.

I want more clothes.

I don't have any money.

hmmm.