Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

midnight!

My desk chair makes this really loud clonking noise every time I move too much, which is really bad because people are trying to sleep.

mrrow?

I'm always surprised at how much better I feel when I eat properly and do exercise...

it's almost as if... humans aren't supposed to sit still and eat burgers all day...

I just got some proper exercise for the first time in months and I feel

a m a z i n g

I was really hoping to have some way to use money without having to tell people my deadname, but apparently not

also I fucked up setting cash.me up, because american focused financial apps are great!

I love having less than $2 in my bank account

today's lesson: don't go onto mastodon or twitter at 11am (in my timezone), you'll never leave

https://computerfairi.es/media/ruTS7k2p3GNV_vfqvRQ

I'm really glad that the Mutant Standard Emoji are being made, because I've felt alienated by emoji ever since google got rid of their lumps of joy

oh heck I spent the last 5 hours doing NOTHING AT ALL

I think I have a social media addiction problem...

*hisses, but gently and kindly*

who needs crêpes when you've got snakes?

The zone had closed - the last group was outside the door. They rushed in, ill-prepared but decked out in gear - it was tough, and it nearly killed us. But at last, they were dead. Just the 3 of us remained.

I turned to Alex, to apologise. But he was just standing there, grinning and holding a grenade.

"Thank you both for all your help, but I've really got to get going," he said.

He dropped it on the floor and dived out the window.

~Fin~