Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

good morrrrrrrrrning!

time for bed!

I'll make sure to dream of you and how lovely you are*.

(*unless you don't want me to)

midnight!

My desk chair makes this really loud clonking noise every time I move too much, which is really bad because people are trying to sleep.

mrrow?

I'm always surprised at how much better I feel when I eat properly and do exercise...

it's almost as if... humans aren't supposed to sit still and eat burgers all day...

I just got some proper exercise for the first time in months and I feel

a m a z i n g

I was really hoping to have some way to use money without having to tell people my deadname, but apparently not

also I fucked up setting cash.me up, because american focused financial apps are great!

I love having less than $2 in my bank account

today's lesson: don't go onto mastodon or twitter at 11am (in my timezone), you'll never leave

https://computerfairi.es/media/ruTS7k2p3GNV_vfqvRQ

I'm really glad that the Mutant Standard Emoji are being made, because I've felt alienated by emoji ever since google got rid of their lumps of joy

oh heck I spent the last 5 hours doing NOTHING AT ALL

I think I have a social media addiction problem...

*hisses, but gently and kindly*