Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)
Joined Sep 2017
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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girl did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
actually? yes it did
they severed my wings with burning holy light and I felt the wrath of god herself, then plummeted to the ground, infinity miles below
but what most hurt was my pride, my eternal joy of being of the high kin, erased, never to bask in the glory again, doomed to roam the land of the mortals or worse
it hurt like you will never know, human
now leave me alone with my grief
*sends a secret kiss to someone really nice*
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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today we set up the fabrication of gay matter
gross
I feel like I'm about to throw up
I am.... gayyyy as heck!
wh???
"if you submit this assignment late you get 0 marks"
what the actual fuck???
hrghjhh
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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COMPUTER SCIENTISTS, CIRCA 1969:
Hey everyone, so to recap, we've all learned that Algol-like languages are pretty terrible to reason about, so let's do better in the next few decades, okay?
KERNIGHAN AND RITCHIE:
hold(ourbeer);
BJARNE STROUSTRUP:
mybeer.hold();
JAMES GOSLING:
class mybeer implements drinkableBeverage extends system.utils.rootBeer
BRENDAN EICH:
hold = ''
mybeer = 0
console.log(hold == mybeer)
console.log(mybeer == hold)
I'm so gay, I can't stop thinking about the people I'm in love with
Good morning!
I'm not gonna be super active today, I've got 12 hours to do an entire research paper and some homework so I don't have much time
alright I'm real tired and I've got a lot to do tomorrow,
talk to you tomorrow!
*meows at precisely -1.5db for exactly 6.32 seconds*
(I also got basically nothing done, frik me)
daylight savings sucks... I feel so disjointed and weird, and I haven't had an appetite all day
I'm really glad I started muting some of the telegram chats I'm in, it's given me more time to talk to the people I actually care about
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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play my game!! 5 minutes max, arrow keys only. it turned out nicely https://candle.itch.io/no-destination
*hugs all of mastodon*
(except the people who don't want to be hugged)
guess what?
ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴀʏ
well, that was certainly a 2 hour walk
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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hey, psst, hey, hey, you, hey hey
macarena
holy shit this is amazing (cw: yelling)
http://whom.st/v/gayfrogs.webm
Thankyou so much @Elizafox@vulpine.club
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)
Joined Sep 2017
