@enkiv2 @jk It's okay, we can just just wrap it in Electron, call it a desktop app, and distribute that. It's 2017, people have at least 32GB of RAM, right?

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 02, 2017, 02:18

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 02, 2017, 02:18

Dec 02, 2017, 02:18

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

why have I been listening to meme music and *only* meme music recently

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 02, 2017, 02:08

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 02, 2017, 02:08

Dec 02, 2017, 02:08

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

*trips over their tail*

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 02, 2017, 01:06

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 02, 2017, 01:06

Dec 02, 2017, 01:06

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

crushes

*realises that this applies to like... 10 people* heCK

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Dec 02, 2017, 01:01

Lizardsquid, maker of noises boosted

**Mara, Technopact Warlock** @DialMforMara@wandering.shop · Dec 02, 2017, 01:01

Dec 02, 2017, 01:01

Mara, Technopact Warlock @DialMforMara@wandering.shop

A friend of mine is looking for a programming-themed instance to join. Any suggestions?

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Dec 02, 2017, 00:49

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**the Hearth** @Felthry@awoo.space · Dec 02, 2017, 00:49

Dec 02, 2017, 00:49

the Hearth @Felthry@awoo.space

Taglines for mundane objects!

Sand®: It's Liable to be Friable™
Glass™: The Best Thing Since a Hole in Your Wall
Fire®: It's Hot.

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Dec 01, 2017, 22:57

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**Vulpes🦊Absurda** @Vulpes_Absurda@mastodon.social · Dec 01, 2017, 22:57

Dec 01, 2017, 22:57

Vulpes🦊Absurda @Vulpes_Absurda@mastodon.social

TFW you're hanging out in a tube https://mastodon.social/media/abHvcskuGMt1H3ox200

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 02, 2017, 00:25

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 02, 2017, 00:25

Dec 02, 2017, 00:25

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

really really lewd, crushes, ???

*sees a mutual's posts* oh wow, they're pretty cool, maybe I should befriend them at some point

*sees a selfie of them* oh they're cute too, maybe I should tell them when I befriend them

*sees their nudes* oh they're hot and I kinda want to do Sex Things™ with them, maybe I should tell them when- OH NO

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 01, 2017, 23:19

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 01, 2017, 23:19

Dec 01, 2017, 23:19

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

good morning, lovely friends!

how've you been?

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Dec 01, 2017, 12:54

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**ENBY WITH THE ENBEATS** @Gaypow@awoo.space · Dec 01, 2017, 12:54

Dec 01, 2017, 12:54

ENBY WITH THE ENBEATS @Gaypow@awoo.space

long term dream, poly, kinda silly

@lizardsquid A very loving relationship

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Nov 30, 2017, 15:02

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**⊏︎ʜʀɪs⊤︎ɪ∧︎︎ɴ** @ChristianD@mastodon.xyz · Nov 30, 2017, 15:02

Nov 30, 2017, 15:02

⊏︎ʜʀɪs⊤︎ɪ∧︎︎ɴ @ChristianD@mastodon.xyz

The 2017 Mastodon Mini-Census is here!
It's only 10 questions, so it's nice and short :]

Please boost this so we can get as many responses as possible

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/KVNTJVT

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 01, 2017, 12:48

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Dec 01, 2017, 12:48

Dec 01, 2017, 12:48

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

long term dream, poly, kinda silly

I hope at some point I'll be in a triad with 2 other nb people named Avery

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Dec 01, 2017, 08:21

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**👻™ Enthusiastic Goblin 🐊🌩️** @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space · Dec 01, 2017, 08:21

Dec 01, 2017, 08:21

👻™ Enthusiastic Goblin 🐊🌩️ @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space

What I've learnt from two episodes of Joy of Painting:
*Everyone needs, and deserves, a friend
*Don't think too much, just do it
*Tell yourself you're good, especially when you feel like you aren't

I needed to hear these, maybe you did, too