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I want to run a D&D campaign where the big villain is a lich bard. He was originally a bard but he became a lich so he'd have centuries to perfect his poetry. His massive villainous scheme is to manipulate cultures over centuries, starting wars and introducing cultural shifts and destroying whole kingdoms of people. His ultimate goal, though, is just to change how the Common language is pronounced, so that he can find a word to rhyme in one of the stanzas of his poem.

you know what's a good but underused word? crepuscular.

#dragoncember #art #mastoart
Mmk so i'm gonna be using Dragoncember as an excuse to use my new Surface daily to try and get used to it! So these mmmmight not be up to my usual quality, but hey, i'm gonna try

Day1 was 'Seasonal Dragon' so I tried to portray that as a dragon that grows boughs on its back that reflect the seasons, the most current one always starting on the head and 'growing' from there in a ripple. For the body shape I just winged it, and it came out... interesting to say the least.

had no idea what to do for a bg so plain gradient it is XD and no lineart cause it was crap and clashed w the boughs on the dragon.

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programming GUIs, complaining 

programming desktop UIs is hard and every library to do that is crap

making user interfaces on the web is easier

but electron sucks

@enkiv2 @jk It's okay, we can just just wrap it in Electron, call it a desktop app, and distribute that. It's 2017, people have at least 32GB of RAM, right?

why have I been listening to meme music and *only* meme music recently

crushes 

*realises that this applies to like... 10 people* heCK

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A friend of mine is looking for a programming-themed instance to join. Any suggestions?

Taglines for mundane objects! 

Sand®: It's Liable to be Friable™
Glass™: The Best Thing Since a Hole in Your Wall
Fire®: It's Hot.

really really lewd, crushes, ??? 

*sees a mutual's posts* oh wow, they're pretty cool, maybe I should befriend them at some point

*sees a selfie of them* oh they're cute too, maybe I should tell them when I befriend them

*sees their nudes* oh they're hot and I kinda want to do Sex Things™ with them, maybe I should tell them when- OH NO

long term dream, poly, kinda silly 

@lizardsquid A very loving relationship

The 2017 Mastodon Mini-Census is here!
It's only 10 questions, so it's nice and short :]

Please boost this so we can get as many responses as possible

surveymonkey.com/r/KVNTJVT

long term dream, poly, kinda silly 

I hope at some point I'll be in a triad with 2 other nb people named Avery

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