Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

// just ignore this bit :)
#include <stdio.h>
typedef void for;
typedef void comment;
typedef char[] hi;
typedef char[] I;
typedef char[] we;
typedef char[] having;
typedef char[] start;

comment introduction /* welcome to C */(){
hi there = "welcome to my C tutorial!"
; I hope = "that you enjoy it a lot!"
;}

for main /* course */(){
we will = "learn how to use C without"
; having to = "bother with pesky syntax"
; start by = "clicking the <next> button"
;}

(playing spaceplan) https://computerfairi.es/media/zAEY2mwnXGsxynqEUYU

why do we tell children lies like that when they're young? Is there a societal/developmental benefit?

I just connected the dots and realised that @anthracite drew the image that's used in the article for post furry stuff on wikifur:

http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Postfurry

launching potatoes into space

oh I crossed 5000 posts here recently... woops

I wish multitasking was a real actual thing you could do, so I could message people and be on masto and do work all at the same time

I was going to play Call of Pripyat, but that's a little too stressful, I think

so I'm gonna play Call of Juarez: Gunslinger, which I've played twice already and really love

holy moly I forgot that I have fibre now... a download that would have taken hours before just finished in less than a minute...

https://computerfairi.es/media/vIvmiWCX4jbGKXrICfs

nudibranches are amazing and I wish I was one

like, you know how dark souls is challenging, but slow paced?

I want that, but a first person shooter

I want to play a FPS game, but I don't want anything too intense

why didn't they just open source it???

why would you just abandon the game, making it unplayable and also just... keep it hidden away...