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spiders 

I saw a colourful spider and wanted to share it with you, but my camera refused to focus on it

food 

I wish I could tell you all what my favourite burger place is, but that would tell you what neighbourhood I'm in because it's not a chain!

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money, food (~) 

*gasps* I found $20!!!

I'm gonna go to my favourite burger place for dinner

me: i'm fuckin quanked i can't deal with people right now

me: *spends an hour posting obsolete english words on social media*

snocksnarls: n., what your headphone cords are full of after you pull them out of your pocket

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/snocksn

programming shitpost 

// just ignore this bit :)
<stdio.h>
typedef void for;
typedef void comment;
typedef char[] hi;
typedef char[] I;
typedef char[] we;
typedef char[] having;
typedef char[] start;

comment introduction /* welcome to C */(){
hi there = "welcome to my C tutorial!"
; I hope = "that you enjoy it a lot!"
;}

for main /* course */(){
we will = "learn how to use C without"
; having to = "bother with pesky syntax"
; start by = "clicking the <next> button"
;}

probably tired santa claus take 

why do we tell children lies like that when they're young? Is there a societal/developmental benefit?

furry/postfurry 

I just connected the dots and realised that @anthracite drew the image that's used in the article for post furry stuff on wikifur:

en.wikifur.com/wiki/Postfurry

dangerously postfurry 

3D-printed vixens with a hive-mind.

I wish multitasking was a real actual thing you could do, so I could message people and be on masto and do work all at the same time

video game stuff 

I was going to play Call of Pripyat, but that's a little too stressful, I think

so I'm gonna play Call of Juarez: Gunslinger, which I've played twice already and really love

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holy moly I forgot that I have fibre now... a download that would have taken hours before just finished in less than a minute...

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