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Lizard is also going to go to sleep immediately after logging on... Gn'ght, loves

Lizard is in Tokyo and it's hecking amazing

The best city I've ever been in (so far)

About to get on a plane, so I'll talk to you all... at some point!!!

I love each and every one of you 💖

EVERY MORNING I SLAM A VHS INTO MY MECH

I DON'T KNOW WHY MY MECH HAS A VHS PLAYER

"Are you a man or a woman?"
"I'm a pilot."
"No, I mean what's in your pants?"
"The keys to my mech."

Now I want to play Vesna Thaw, a tabletop story game about mechs!

My mech has a secret compartment full of cushions and blankets and plenty of space to cuddle

[petition to put the handle on a seperate line so you can actually see it and learn people's handle and don't have to rely on pics and ever changing joke names]

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I should be clear: this was a subtoot for a specific person and they've already noticed!

Thanks to the other 2 people who kissed me, though!

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My body is a temple 

Long abandoned and full of snakes

So many people have called me cute and sweet... Maybe I am?

A very very bad lewd pun 

If a catgirl gets herself off, is it called...

...nyasturbation?

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