Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

I look perfect today tbh

"But my theory works! I've tested it! I built a laser deathray that vaporised the population of an entire city!! And I used it to carve my manifesto on the Moon!"

"Yes, Professor. The Ethics Council is well aware of your misdeeds. Not only did you conduct *applied* science... you used it to commit an act of *literature*. We have no option but to banish you to the Private Sphere."

I've just had the worst idea

Run what appears to be a regular numbers station, but occasionally interject with "that's numberwang!" every so often

hit singles in your area
that's right
every vinyl you ever wanted, for a reasonable price

;3

Hey Mastodon, here is a quote that I needed and maybe you did too:

"WRITE IT BADLY. Write it badly, write it badly, write it badly, write it badly. Stop what you’re doing, open a Word document, put a pencil on some paper, just get the idea out of your head. Let it be good later. Write it down now. Otherwise it will die in there."

— Brandon Sanderson on overcoming writer’s block to create a first draft as a professional author

#writersofmastodon #writing

Hey I don't know if it's been shared around here yet but Jennifer Raye is running a kickstarter for a game that looks really good, it's got mood and storytelling kinda like Nier and Touhou, with some emotional reflection thrown in there. It would be really, really good to see this succeed so Jenn can have time to work on this, she's great and the game is great.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/275807625/imperishable-memories-narrative-angst-shmup-game

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"Requesting permission for an excursion," the astronaut said.
"Reason to leave the space station?"
"I want to dance."
"Hold on... Granted."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories