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other weird slimy creatures being fish and amphibians btw

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i love molluscs btw theyre literally the cutest of the weird slimy creatures

hope no slugphobiacs get scared (i shouldve thought ahead) but i mean look at it... its so harmlessly sluggy

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HUGE SLUG spotted in the kitchen ‼️‼️

had a nightmare last night that my computer somehow upgraded to windows 10 overnight and i woke up crying

yaoi rant pt 3: 

im not even mad at the problematic tropes or depictions of unhealthy relationships (cuz i mean... when youve been reading this shit for over a decade you get used to it...), im just pissed off at the absolute nosedive in quality ive experienced when diversifying to also reading BL from korea. while ive found some extremely good stories that blow what i was reading before out the water, the thick layer of absolute dogshit just makes me frustrated that people still eat it up

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yaoi rant pt 2: 

like its not even that i dislike a feminine male protag, it's just that the way its done most the time is so clearly just a way for female readers to self insert, and the character being male is fully redundant other than the infamous "we cant do this... we're both men!!" thing that never actually gets brought up again, you might as well just write a cinderella type story instead and the plot and dialogue would barely even change

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absolutely irrelevant slightly nsfw yaoi rant: 

i dont understand why literally every new piece of BL lately has been either omegaverse, a barely even masculine protag, or both. like im literally so fucking mad ill see something that has good art for once (rare) and then i read the tags/summary and its ANOTHER GOD DAMNED OMEGAVERSE MPREG STORY WITH A PROTAG WHO MIGHT AS WELL BE SWAPPED WITH A GIRL AND NOTHING WOULD CHANGE!!! its just hot alpha male x (female) reader smut at this point!!!!

i think girls should be allowed to gut abandoned buildings for copper wire

ANY game can be psychological horror if you have enough anxiety

i think it would fit my brand to have tuberculosis

ran out of doujinshi to read the other day and went back to ao3 after over a decade of not using it, completely forgetting the absolute gut punch of butterflies written words can give

coming to terms with the fact ill go from computer expert to computer newbie the second i update to windows 10... its all so different...

i dont even have a chair or desk i use a nightstand for my monitor and sit my sorry ass on the floor to game

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ive got the room aesthetic of a cishet guy who claims hes into minimalism but by that it just means his room looks like a solitary confinement cell

writing a resume with zero experience is the most humiliating and embarrassing thing ive ever had to do in my life, the page is so empty theres a fucking echo

hornet update: it keeps coming back to scare me... she wants me for real

thought about two rugged old men being friends despite life's hardships and almost cried

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