Esme Povirk @madewokherd@computerfairi.es
Joined Aug 2018
tucking (genitals)
Everyone says to use tape but I've found that shoelaces do a much better job of keeping the balls in place while being less painful, and once they're in place there's no need to secure the rest of it, underwear is good enough. Why does everyone use tape?
Esme Povirk
boosted
@gendercensus It sounds like you have it covered for now, and I'm no good with spreadsheets myself, but if it ever gets to a point where spreadsheets aren't reasonable, let me know and maybe I can help by working on some scripts to process the data.
@lizardsquid Hi tired, I'm Esme.
windows, whinge
@lizardsquid Just be warned that if you disable built-in Windows things it can break things.
windows, whinge
@lizardsquid I don't actually have either of those installed so I can't check, are they in Services?
windows, whinge
@lizardsquid Usually they can be turned off in Task Manager or Services.
lewd
*rings doorbell* Good day, friend. Do you feel empty inside? Unfulfilled? Well, I'm here to tell you the good news that the emptiness in your life can be filled by our lord and savior, dildos.
Esme Povirk
boosted
robot dragon stepping out of a space station with glowy butterfly wings
Esme Povirk
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As a parting gift for tonight have moff again.
(I'm kinda sad I don't show art much after the first time because a lot of it is gifts to and of people.)
Esme Povirk
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go to gendered bathrooms and replace the signs with two random things like, a fish and a sandal, and watch as people puzzle out which one is manlier
@gendercensus I nearly missed that one because the first word on the line was "singular" and I was looking for "they"
@gendercensus Suppose you only had the text box, but it would make suggestions once you typed enough to narrow it down a manageable amount, from a large list? It's probably too much work on both ends, but maybe there's some variation that could work.
Esme Povirk
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The sixth annual international Gender Census 2019 is now open until 25th March!
https://www.smartsurvey.co.uk/s/gendercensus2019/
It's for anyone whose genders (or lack thereof) aren't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and the results are useful in academia, business, and self-advocacy.
Esme Povirk
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Looking through old art (because I desperately need to organize my desktop and art folders)
this is a thing I did for a zine towards the very start of 2018. Pretty sure it's been long enough that I can post this publicly.
horse and sheep gfs. They still need names actually
Esme Povirk
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Here’s a survey about titles that should only take 3 minutes or so, for literally anyone who speaks English:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScc9qrhq9Y_I3E-4GYritWVpQ2xXj8uBmAMGNmpVF-9XDgWAw/viewform
It’ll end at noon UK time on Sunday 13th January 2019 at the soonest.
Every survey response, RT and boost is really helpful! Thank you. :)
@draknek Git for Windows may be your best option then, as long as it has all the programs you need. That said, installing Linux java in WSL should work fine if you don't need a GUI, makes more sense than mixing things imo.
@draknek I would've said WSL. Can you elaborate on the problems?
Esme Povirk
boosted
If you really want to help Firefox succeed, file a bug on https://webcompat.com/ when you find a broken website. Don't just switch back to Chrome; let Mozilla know there's a problem so they can try to fix it.
When browsers lose market share, they fall into the "compatibility death spiral." Sites don't bother to test, they break, and users flee to the browser that "just works." Mozilla is fighting this battle every day, and it just got harder.
Joined Aug 2018
