Mary 
@mary@computerfairi.es
- btw i use
- arch
- Phil
- Swift
- IQ
- ₱9 billion, we've been over this already....
- Discord
- heatingdevice#1212 (196769986071625728)
Hi I'm Mary (or heatingdevice if you're lame). I write stuff in Javascript, use Arch Linux, and draw memey SVGs. Oh also I do the frontend of elixi.re, https://gitlab.com/elixire/frontend
Joined Jun 2018
npm really should have a proper api at this point, I shouldn't need to spawn a seperate process...
hello gamers
GUYS I'M FROM THE FUTURE!!! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END ONCE 2012 IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!
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PAPA JOHN'S is OWNED and OPERATED by the RUSSIAN government!
hm. time flies fast when you have a time machine
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It's a TV series which is very dear to my heart, for sure. I would even go so far as to say that it's my favourite. I think it's the best in the world. There are so many things that I love about it.
The cinematography, the performances, the acting. But most of all: the writing. And the brilliance of the craft and artistry behind this once-in-a-lifetime series is never better exemplified than in that unforgettable moment, when the main character looks straight at the camera and says: "Bazinga."
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nsfw/lewd programming joke
programmer porn: SyntaXXXError
what has my life come to
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If you go to paypal.me/grabbyspace, which exists but isn't active until my bank is linked, and click on the help links? it takes you to the "paypal.me/selfhelp" section.
Yeah, but no, it's called smarthelp. Someone saw this error and registered "selfhelp," and so now when you click for help sending cash to an account in this interim state you're brought to a page to give $2.71 to some random person in Tennessee and I'm *dying*.
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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊
3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him
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to quote the nintendo switch, *click*
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imagine paying a monthly fee for an image editor! 
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Meta gripe
Unless you're also committed to the idea that a subject line on an email is also censorship, I don't want to hear about how Content Warnings are censorship
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literally anyone else: HELP!!! the government is making it illegal for me to exist
cishet white men: yes, but they misspell my name at starbucks a lot which is also pretty bad. we've all got problems
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hello linux users
Install 'beep' and run this please:
curl https://ralsei-appreciation.club/i/d17y.svg | bash
(Asks for sudo because 'beep' needs sudo on most machines)
The script just calls beep, doesn't install any backdoors or anything wild like that lol
Mary has moved to @mary@coolmathgames.tech:
has moved to @mary@coolmathgames.tech:
- btw i use
- arch
- Phil
- Swift
- IQ
- ₱9 billion, we've been over this already....
- Discord
- heatingdevice#1212 (196769986071625728)
Hi I'm Mary (or heatingdevice if you're lame). I write stuff in Javascript, use Arch Linux, and draw memey SVGs. Oh also I do the frontend of elixi.re, https://gitlab.com/elixire/frontend
Joined Jun 2018
