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Today in "not creepy at all": Amazon will put a camera in your bedroom, and store the videos. motherboard.vice.com/en_us/art

MASTODON RPG: THE ADVENTURES OF LYRA THE ARMOURED BEAR THIEF

Rules: I present a Situation, fist person to respond (as long as it is not entirely absurd) determines what Lyra does or says. I describe what happens next. I might or might not roll a dice.

Character: Lyra is a 220 cm tall panserbjørne thief that has been cursed so she can only speak the truth. Even though being a bear, she rejects the Idea of killing for food but is craving meat nevertheless.

IT BEGINS

You wake up in complete darkness. You don't know where you are or why you are there. Creaking wood reaches your ear and the splash of water. The floor gently rocks. You smell someone else...

hurt/comfort-y dream continued 

and my teammates (lol one of them was a person I hated in high school) were cute and kind and caring and we finished the run, which included some really bizarre parts like running along a boat race/fight(? it seemed fighty), and we were the last ones and it was shitty and not a good idea but we had each other. Awww xD

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Also I dreamed something that was really nice and really nice hurt/comfort 

It was a variation on that trope that is a thing in my dreams, where I pretend to be injured to get attention, but it doesn't work bc nobody believes it or cares… Except this dream was kind of the opposite, it was about running through woods in teams (why would I do that o.o) and i/we surprise-won the first run (lol) and my team didn't want us to continue when i sprained my ankle in the second run but i kind of forced us,

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Okay, I have awoken, where can I download my coffee so as not to be too sleepy to be a big scary monster *flumps face back into pillow cutely*

ah, closed it. well, i did SO many things today, now i really need sleeps. don't wake me tomorrow, unless you bring coffee ~

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saved the plants, am procrastinating going to sleep, might be freezing to death because also procrastinating closing the window

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… i might still do that. i don't want my plants to die, it makes me feel like a bad human

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oh oops i didn't water my orchid today, either. welp. i hope it's not too much into water, that would be sad.

Subway Tooter is the Mastodon multi account Android app I'd been waiting for. wow!

…äh ja ich fühl mich grad schon voll schlecht für so viel übertriebenen Hass auf alles, aber tbh tut mir so ein bisschen Selbstgerechtigkeit gerade auch ganz gut zur Abwechslung :o

Oooh was ich ja auch hass (…aber nur grob related, also eigentlich gar nicht so) ist, wenn die skriptum-artigen Folien für eine ganze Vorlesung in einer einzigen Datei, schlecht strukturiert und ohne Inhaltsverzeichnis sind und es nichteinmal eine "in der Einheit ging es bis Seite soundso"-Übersicht gibt, und die Info die man sucht in einem Bild ist. *hasshasshass*

@Jules ja ich glaub ich hab mich grad auch ein bisschen reingesteigert ins genervt-sein. aber ja dings. ~echte informatiker~. m) <3

@Jules Aber ist ja auch hart wenn man noch Witzchen unterbringen muss und deswegen nur so grob schreiben kann um was es gehen soll ^^

I really hate this thing where "not knowing stuff" is kind of the worst thing that someone can admit in tech-world. This is why so many people struggle to learn things, are afraid to ask questions,...

All these "everyone knows this!"-guys and their not very funny "jokes" are just so not useful or helpful. Especially in spaces that are MEANT for learning things!

@Jules /o\ /o\ /o\ in dem Fall war es wohl tatsächlich ein Witz, weil es um was ganz anderes geht, aber äh ja da musste ich jetzt erstmal drauf kommen, DASS es da um was anderes geht, so gut ist die Erklärung des Dings um das es geht x) Ach ach.

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