with thanks/apologies to @teioh@twitter.com for inspiring me to chronicle these in the same format he did

my ordinary life 001c

@TonicBH@twitter.com: "bonus: piano man is billy joel"
me: "god damn it"

my ordinary life 002:

@LaserScheme@twitter.com: "i didn't know you could do a mickey mouse impression"
me: "*I* didn't know *I* could do a mickey mouse impression"

my ordinary life 003:

me: "am i gross?"

@LaserScheme@twitter.com: "sometimes"
@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "yeah but in a cute way"

me: "oh i'm genuinely glad neither of you said no"

my ordinary life 004:

@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "Digimon is something you need to have grown up with to get into"

me: "oh i had Digimon when i was a kid though. i remember the uh, you know, the dinosaur guy. orange one"

Millie: *stunned silence*

me: "you know the one!"

my ordinary life, ep 005:

@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "honey can we have a grill?"

me: "millie i'm brazilian, what kind of question is that"

my ordinary life, ep 006:

@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com, about Aqua Teen Hunger Force: "i don't remember this veggietales spin-off"

my ordinary life, ep 007:

me: "am i poggers?"

@LaserScheme@twitter.com: "yes. i'm sorry."

my ordinary life, ep 008:

@LaserScheme@twitter.com: "yes. this emoji is Nelson Mandela"

my ordinary life, ep 009:

me: "am i a milf?"

@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "in progress"

my ordinary life, ep 010:

me: "god rubbing oestrogel on my legs is so cold. why can't they make hot oestrogel. chipotle flavored oestrogel"

@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "oestrogel baja blast"