my ordinary life ep 001

@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "aw, huskies scream because they don't like being away from their owners"
me: "and piano man by elton john"
millie: "i mean who likes that"
@LaserScheme@twitter.com: "what do you mean it's a good song"
millie: "OH i forgot he's not one of the beatles"

my ordinary life 001b

me and @LaserScheme@twitter.com together: "MILLIE YOU'RE BRITISH"

my ordinary life 001c

@TonicBH@twitter.com: "bonus: piano man is billy joel"
me: "god damn it"

my ordinary life 002:

@LaserScheme@twitter.com: "i didn't know you could do a mickey mouse impression"
me: "*I* didn't know *I* could do a mickey mouse impression"

my ordinary life 003:

me: "am i gross?"

@LaserScheme@twitter.com: "sometimes"
@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "yeah but in a cute way"

me: "oh i'm genuinely glad neither of you said no"

my ordinary life 004:

@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "Digimon is something you need to have grown up with to get into"

me: "oh i had Digimon when i was a kid though. i remember the uh, you know, the dinosaur guy. orange one"

Millie: *stunned silence*

me: "you know the one!"

my ordinary life, ep 005:

@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "honey can we have a grill?"

me: "millie i'm brazilian, what kind of question is that"