my ordinary life ep 001
@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "aw, huskies scream because they don't like being away from their owners"
me: "and piano man by elton john"
millie: "i mean who likes that"
@LaserScheme@twitter.com: "what do you mean it's a good song"
millie: "OH i forgot he's not one of the beatles"
my ordinary life 001b
me and @LaserScheme@twitter.com together: "MILLIE YOU'RE BRITISH"
my ordinary life 001c
@TonicBH@twitter.com: "bonus: piano man is billy joel"
me: "god damn it"
my ordinary life 002:
@LaserScheme@twitter.com: "i didn't know you could do a mickey mouse impression"
me: "*I* didn't know *I* could do a mickey mouse impression"
my ordinary life 003:
me: "am i gross?"
@LaserScheme@twitter.com: "sometimes"
@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "yeah but in a cute way"
me: "oh i'm genuinely glad neither of you said no"
my ordinary life 004:
@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "Digimon is something you need to have grown up with to get into"
me: "oh i had Digimon when i was a kid though. i remember the uh, you know, the dinosaur guy. orange one"
Millie: *stunned silence*
me: "you know the one!"
my ordinary life, ep 005:
@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "honey can we have a grill?"
me: "millie i'm brazilian, what kind of question is that"
my ordinary life, ep 007:
me: "am i poggers?"
@LaserScheme@twitter.com: "yes. i'm sorry."
my ordinary life, ep 008:
@LaserScheme@twitter.com: "yes. this emoji is Nelson Mandela"
my ordinary life, ep 009:
me: "am i a milf?"
@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "in progress"
my ordinary life, ep 010:
me: "god rubbing oestrogel on my legs is so cold. why can't they make hot oestrogel. chipotle flavored oestrogel"
@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "oestrogel baja blast"
my ordinary life, ep 006:
@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com, about Aqua Teen Hunger Force: "i don't remember this veggietales spin-off"