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it's my birthday i would really appreciate some questions

"happy birthday! how are you celebrating?"

i am trying to recover from a system glitch
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"favorite palm handhelds?"

handspring visor, followed by the clié line
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"Happy birthday! What kind of cake do you like?"

i haven't really had much of a sweet tooth for a long time so i would probably celebrate with something savoury like a pizza or a big wheel of cheese
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"How do you keep your fur soft and fluffy?"

it's synthetic dry clean
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"Are you atx compatible?"

i use whatever the hell big connector block amiga 2000 machines used
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"favorite non-alcoholic beverage? bonus points for contextual details that make it even better. specific type of glass, time of day, frame of mind, et cetera"

i like to make instant coffee with sugar and cold milk. instant coffee with water, cold or boiling, has always been unpalatable for me. but with cold milk especially on a hot day? perfect quick caffeine beverage to me
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"would you like a biscuit

i have party rings"

i wish they would make something like party rings but with terrible artificial cheese instead of frosting
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@mavica_again i could make puff pastry rings or tiny pretzels and dip them in molten cheddar...