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RT @dyke_du_jour@twitter.com

@maplesbian@twitter.com my ordinary life, ep 011:

@LaserScheme@twitter.com and I are several continents apart

me: Lindsay come finish my chickpeas I'm too full
L: ok om nom nom nom
me: No they're still there
L: they might look like they're there but they're holograms
me: What do you call this technology?
L: lying

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dyke_du_jour/statu

if you feel at all bothered by the barrage of 4chan "attacks" on trans people on mastodon, feel some solace in remembering these people are spending real money to register new domain names to keep evading blocks, and that mastodon reporting (on sufficiently small and well-moderated instances) makes quick work of them anyway

RT @dyke_du_jour@twitter.com

(Disclaimer: The following post is purely scathing satire)

You can't use he/they pronouns and call yourself a lesbian! Only women can be lesbians, words have meaning! Why can't you just call yourself gay instead?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dyke_du_jour/statu

RT @ithayla@twitter.com

fyi:

'this person blocked me, what does it say'

'here have a screenshot'

if you ever do this I will also block you

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ithayla/status/145

buddy if you're gonna make a list of trans women on mastodon you might as well just dump the sql table of users to save time

re: Mastodon UI question 

@Lenalia what instance? i'm no longer the admin but i can forward a report, or you can message @admin

RT @its_alphys@twitter.com

if nobody finds me tomorrow that'll be a huge help to everybody. they might even celebrate

🐦🔗: twitter.com/its_alphys/status/

@Linda apparently it was posted a couple of days ago but it only now federated to here too

buddy if you're gonna make a list of trans women on mastodon you might as well just dump the sql table of users to save time

tumblr brainwashed a lot of queer kids to hate themselves and disrespect history of those who fought for us to stay alive huh

i love it when someone fights me over something, blocks me, then deletes the thing they were fighting me over. cool

RT @alienmelon@twitter.com

you all supporting the game Fight Knight are gross, as are the dev’s alt-right friend circle who are still anonymously harassing anyone that speaks out about this.
a game *does not* outweigh the value of a person.
it’s not worth the harm.
i’m sick of this shit in my mentions. 1/3 twitter.com/skankhunt42e/statu

🐦🔗: twitter.com/alienmelon/status/

RT @dyke_du_jour@twitter.com

I will never forgive whichever school of computer UI design got rid of the big, easy-to-drag window borders. On Windows 10 I struggle to get my mouse cursor within the very, very thin margin to enable resizing every single time.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dyke_du_jour/statu

RT @dyke_du_jour@twitter.com

When I was younger, Men At Work's "Helpless Automaton" resonated so much with me (if you think about mavica, you'll know why). Re-listening to their songs, I got taken aback at how much "Dr. Heckyll & Mr. Jive" fills that role for me now.

youtube.com/watch?v=cqYug49O7x

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dyke_du_jour/statu

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