maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

call me when apple brings back fat assed bondi blue computers

now THIS is what drew carey would

i am very good at social media

poisons your timeline with untagged unthreaded vague posts about time sensitive events you're not privvy to poisons your timeline with untagged unthreaded vague posts about time sensitive events you're not privvy to poisons your timeline with untagged unthreaded vague posts about time sensitive events you're not privvy to poisons your timeline with untagged unthreaded vague posts about time sensitive events you're not privvy to poisons your timeline with untagged unthreaded vague posts about tim

i can't believe it

oh wow is anyone else seeing this

with the steel chair???

oh well that makes no sense

everybody is really excited about this one

wow i can't believe they would say that on stage!!

#wwdc What Would Drew Carey

alright well everybody else you have fun with you untagged posts about expensive shit i can't care about tell me when it's over

i picked a bad time to look at the timeline

@alienmelon my guess is SEO flooding yeah. if you're a sellout enough that you want to smear an ad post on your blog (if you even have a blog that caters to that sort of stuff) i'm guessing you do get paid for it. explains a lot of super small-time game blogs that get flooded with posts about casino games pitching a website

i always just replied with "absolutely! just make an account right there on the page" (at this point computer fairies had open registrations) and the follow-ups stopped.

@alienmelon i'm pretty sure it's boilerplate, the ones we got were very professional sounding too. except for the part that they were very impressed with a blog that didn't exist

@alienmelon i haven't gotten a single email to that regard that hasn't been machine-generated spam. computer fairies (a mastodon instance, not a blog) would constantly get emails asking for that sort of stuff. not sure what made the scraper bots identify it as a "blog"

@ultranurd no i didn't get that they were both ads either!! i was only sarcastic on the "great" like "i love the downfall of the internet"

@ultranurd great!