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@abortretryfail nope, only serial and lpt, and a memory card slot for which the 1MB SRAM cards are unobtainium (at a reasonable price)

flash was too easy to make functionality in so we needed to limit the scope of what runs on your phone so that you can only interact with things that are approved by The App Store (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoughts)

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flash was too easy to fuck around in so we needed to raise the barrier of entry so that only big corporations could make eyecatching websites anymore

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maybe the thing i need is to whittle down the already anemic number of people i talk to. maybe this is why hermits are a thing. i understand now

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i'm going to go back to a windows 98 computer connected to the internet and whoever i cannot reach because of TLS1.2, good

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i'm not gonna say flash is the end all be all but to say "it's good that flash died and HTML5+JS reigns supreme now" is an incredibly bastard take

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it's so funny and not at all stressful how i'm mutuals with so many bootlickers for the current disrepair of computing

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"flash had to die so that the internet could move on" is such a funny clown take to me. you're actively rooting for enshittification

so i bought an Amstrad NC100 as broken on ebay for less than 20 pounds. i was going to use just the shell and repurpose the keyboard to make it into a modern cyberdeck. i bridged a blown fuse and it's working. now what?

@NanoRaptor as ESL i picked up mostly generic-USA accent thru voice calls online for a decade, which makes living in southwest UK turn funny faces at me because people can tell i'm not from around here. but once someone unprompted asked if i was Danish, of all nationalities, because of my cobbled together accent

hey it's been a few years since win3.11 can we maybe use a better folder picker than this?

downloading win98se iso (because i can't find any of my multiple copies) from winworldpc and setting up a p133 vm in pcem as you do on a sunday (fuck 86box)

paying 40 quid for something that would probably cost me 5 if i could walk up to the market stalls in shenzhen

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why is an LCD module twice the price of a cheap nobrand car head unit that uses the same LCD module

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