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hi please hire me to make you pixels i'm broke and unemployed and i need the money maple.pet/commissons thanks for having boosted this post already i know you won't have failed me 💜

i make music: maple.pet/music

i make open source tech tools and toys: maple.pet/tech

i started the netizen club and the link cache, to help my yearning for a simpler internet: links.netizen.club/

i'm looking for work. if you know anyone who needs someone with 8+ years professional experience plumbing nearly any sort of bespoke tech, talk to me.

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my puppy @Atatra is lying on her bed and she looks so cute and i want to cuddle her

i finally got one of those xbox controllers the kids say i need to play games on pc these days

new discord doesn't respect orientation lock so now every time i put my phone down it rotates the screen which takes a few annoying seconds every single time

can we please please please go back to Skype yet

Just in time for the big game, I bought a Handycam on eBay (one of the rare models that records HD video to mini DVDs) and coincidentally it was originally owned by NFL football player Antrel Rolle, and the internal memory includes behind-the-scenes videos and photos from Super Bowl XLIII in 2009.

oh nevermind it's on archive.org. archive.org/details/VST2SDK but the comment mentions how 2.3 was the last one to suppor Mac OS 9. i'd like that one as well

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does anyone know where i can find the heavily-DMCA'd Steinberg VST SDK 2.4

this isn't brought up by anything more than cPTSD these people caused reigniting shitty flashbacks but this is my space and i'll type what i want and i don't care if others think it's an unsavoury post to be making on the online

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i've been accused of being a pedophile for not demonising my friends who have kinks that are none of my business, i've been accused of being an abuser for calling into question somebody's true motives for keeping me in their circles and i've been accused of doing DARVO to people who were doing DARVO against me and i just wanna say it'll take more than a few keyboard crusaders to get rid of the cockroach motherfucker typing at you right now

Time for that reminder again. You may have pulled the leaky 1/2AA batteries from your Macs, but have you re-applied thermal compound? It can dry out to barely more than dust, and the last thing you need after pulling a classic machine out & firing it up for the first time in years is thermal damage because it just couldn't cool itself.

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