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Hey! Did you know I once put #Doom and #gameboy (playable!) on credit card machines? Or ported Wordle to #PalmOS ? I've been plumbing all sorts of #tech into all sorts of other tech professionally for almost a decade now (unprofesionally for 16 years!) with an intimate knowledge of the inner workings of computers and low-level embedded code. I can also do killer hand-crafted #webdesign without relying on platforms or frameworks! And I can draw you in #pixelart for a modest price!

I'm currently 99% unemployable due to being legally in Brazil and physically in the UK. I've been without a stable income for 2 years now and I desperately need something my way. If you know of any commission or contract work that won't bug me with where I am geographically, please let me know!

#fedihire #fedihired #getfedihired #jobsearch #jobseeking #jobhunting

i wish i could feel happy and content in the solid hard fact that i don't and will never understand and nobody can ever teach me, quaternions

It's Friday night, it's cold outside and I'm still working on that whole social life thing, so here's a long rambly thread about the 15-pin PC gameport and its historical significance, because it's something I want to practice writing about at length (if anyone was silly enough to give me a PhD for something, it'd be for this nonsense).

Feel free to mute this thread if that's not your thing - or if it is, bookmark it for later, or prepare to be en-knowledge-ified!

#retrocomputing #retrogaming

The cool part about living by myself is that I can make an absolute disgusting mess eating and nobody will know unless I broadcast it to several hundred people online

it is very interesting to me how in 2024 with fiber hrwiki.org still loads just as slow as it did in 2007 on dialup on a pentium III

The tiniest x86 PC you've ever seen! A real x86 SBC powers this DOSBox machine, crammed into a vintage pencil holder of the 90s. The battery pack ended up being external, I put a USBC port on the back. The tiny speaker plugs into the audio jack on the side. #lattepanda #retrogaming #retrocomputing

hundreds of AAA games in our combined steam libraries and the most engaging thing all night in the polycule is watching one of us play jellycar worlds

poem but written in the same meter as "macho man randy savage" and "stone cold steve austin"

mostly logic/behaviour changes that aren't really visible. new "directional" tile type allows for runners to warp back to their initial position

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is there a forum like atariage but not a right wing nut haven

bri' ish doom mappers be like: oi you shut your mouth and look at my .WAD

bring your title, bring your title, bring your title, bring your title, bring your Juice! We'll drink it! That's right, we'll drink your Juice!

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