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RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

new update!! you can now record short 5-second GIFs simply by tapping the movie camera icon at the bottom!

if you don't see the update, please try a cache-refresh!

maple.pet/webgbcam

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

i'm frustrated that there's nothing to do on the internet with long distance relationships other than be on voice 24/7, watch something, or a handful of online games we're all already tired of

RT @ZMannZilla@twitter.com

@maplesbian@twitter.com I think Adam & Eve could put in a strong argument for "first"

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ZMannZilla/status/

my ordinary life 001c

@TonicBH@twitter.com: "bonus: piano man is billy joel"
me: "god damn it"

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with thanks/apologies to @teioh@twitter.com for inspiring me to chronicle these in the same format he did

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my ordinary life 001b

me and @LaserScheme@twitter.com together: "MILLIE YOU'RE BRITISH"

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my ordinary life ep 001

@Atatra_Millie@twitter.com: "aw, huskies scream because they don't like being away from their owners"
me: "and piano man by elton john"
millie: "i mean who likes that"
@LaserScheme@twitter.com: "what do you mean it's a good song"
millie: "OH i forgot he's not one of the beatles"

RT @LaserScheme@twitter.com

re-evaluate the worth of your parasocial relationships challenge 2021

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LaserScheme/status

i love that this is baiting complete randos to come defend dan avidan to my mentions, the ability to block them just gives me more catharsis and keeps me going

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[pulls up a chair and sits on it backwards] you know who was the very first victim of cancel culture? that's right, jesus christ,

it's hard being a queer otherkin trans girl online when even your peers who supposedly are part of the same minorities as you care less about you than a cis male youtuber

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but i guess if you're a cis male youtuber with a large following it's ok to be a creep on someone half your age and so-called leftist armchair activists will absolutely denounce people who are "cancelling them too soon without proof". get fucking bent

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