Show newer

you grew up with dial up remembering the modem noises when you connected. i grew up with dial up remembering how if the noises were different, i was not going online that day. we are not the same

the more people who block me the more popular it means i'm getting

boohoo several mutuals follow a big vtuber artist thing who i never talked to who happens to have me blocked probably because i got branded a pedophile or something behind my back who fucking cares god damn it i hate it here

Show thread

this website makes me care about shit i shouldn't be caring about and i hate it

me sowing hormones into my body to feel more aligned with myself: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

me reaping the monthly mood swings from hormones: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

RT @LaserScheme@twitter.com

they should make computer mice with the ball in them again except the ball is made of chocolate and your mousepad is covered in sprinkles/chopped hazelnuts and when you use the mouse the tasty pieces go on the chocolate ball and at the end of the day you get to have a tasty treat

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LaserScheme/status

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

did you know: robert palmer once recorded a cover of DEVO's girl u want and it sounds like an anime opening

youtu.be/VepXyXzfLhg

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

RT @XoeAllred@twitter.com

If you're still giving Tabletop Simulator the benefit of a doubt, their moderation does not defend LGBT members, and they didn't do anything to celebrate pride month. They aren't trying to be more inclusive, they're hoping you forget, and some of y'all are eager to.

alt text

🐦🔗: twitter.com/XoeAllred/status/1

RT @XoeAllred@twitter.com

If you're still giving Tabletop Simulator the benefit of a doubt, their moderation does not defend LGBT members, and they didn't do anything to celebrate pride month. They aren't trying to be more inclusive, they're hoping you forget, and some of y'all are eager to.

alt text

🐦🔗: twitter.com/XoeAllred/status/1

dear recruiters "remote" does not mean "you must be US-based" please line yourselves up for me to take a huge stinky dump on your heads

I bet i'm better than most Senior Software Engineers out there. Shit I PROVED I was better than the Senior Software Engineers at my previous job, and I couldn't get a promotion above Junior for fucking who knows what reason. i've been begging for a job since april and applying

Show thread

I bet i'm better than most Senior Software Engineers out there. Shit I PROVED I was better than the Senior Software Engineers at my previous job, and I couldn't get a promotion above Junior for fucking who knows what reason. i've been begging for a job since april and applying

Show thread

you got placess like odysee wanting to hire "autistic people" (pejorative) but if i have a good understanding of computers and yet can't "sell my fish" to use a national idiom, i can't get a job because Sorry you didn't Convince Us

Show thread
Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!