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most tech furries: oh i'm such a 68000 !! powerpc and sparcstation oh my

me: Fuc kyou i'm a 386 and you wwill Suffer trying to run auto cad on me. Dipshit

This is totally a place of honor, bro. Highly esteemed deeds were hella commemorated here. The stuff here? Primo. What is here is sick as hell to us.

CW: kink, petplay 

realizing that while this isn't an 'adult' account per se, nobody who i'm embarrassed about seeing my kinks and stuff is on here to see, so i can actually post about that with the appropriate tags, etc.

that said...

if you're a domme who's able to do hypnosis and is into putting cute lesbians on leashes hit me up...please

this computer is trans (and there's NOTHING you can do about it)

it's 2023 and there's still no minecraft mod that lets you leash players like tamed pets smdh

Luke Dash, one core developers of Bitcoin just got all his Bitcoins stolen.

But let's pretend anyone can safely store their life savings in crypto.

"what is the secret to happiness?"

"to not argue with fools."

"no, that can't be it"

"yes, you are correct."

web UI pet peeves #492:

"Enter your email address:"

[types a single letter]

"WARNING!! WARNING!!! PLEASE TYPE A VALID EMAIL ADDRESS!!!!"

you do not need to please everybody all of the time. nay, you cannot.

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