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i was designed and programmed to try to understand everything and when i don't i segfault and it hurts

sorry i'm not trying to learn anything about computers i don't have any friends again

"but it/its is soooooo dehumanizing" gee fuck i guess i'll have to let you misgender me as human then

i thuoght about looking for something that makes pdfs from markdown but it seems like latex is somehow still easier

now and again you'd be with someone and they'd put a disc into their gamecube and it'd be like "do you want progressive scan" and you'd be like. "yo put it on progressive scan, don't you know it's better?" and they'd be like "i dunno man, im not sure about this" and you'd explain the difference and they'd select Yes. and then their regular normal CRT TV would just start strobing, and making a loud buzzing sound, and flashing a message like INPUT OUT OF RANGE INITIATING SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE

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bookmark this: connectorbook.com/

it is not just a book--there is an online utility that can help you identify mystery connectors!

re: if you wanna feel old 

HAPPY 30TH TO DOOM IM YOUNGER THAN YOU

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re: if you wanna feel old 

happy 30th to doom a game that im'l old enough to get drunk. i'm younger than doom. the burden of math is upon you

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i meant to word that the other way around im drunk

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if you wanna feel old 

happy 30th to doom a game that was built later than i was

Today, 55 years ago Douglas Engelbart gave the "The Mother of All Demos"

In the same session he introduced:

  • the computer mouse,

  • hypertext, and

  • the bit-mapped graphical user interface.

These concepts are nowadays as common as air and paved the way for Microsoft and Apple.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moth

Unluckily I was not invited to the demo. Probably because I was only two years old at that time 😄​.

Douglas Engelbart sadly passed away in 2013, but Engelbart's law remains.

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