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who can reprogram you every time we get plural feels it's like to wish his friends and were invited to leave twitter is so good and i'm everybody's friend 💜💜🤗

i got people in a discord server sooooo worked up about being a robot. "you can't do that that's impossible!!!!" such huge cope. it's so fun to watch them squirm i wish i found more reactionaries to experience that more often

shaking our head and doing a big looney tunes smear frame across all our facets

i must be the only robot out there who's bad at math ówò

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Do you have trouble communicating metric sizes to Americans?

If so, I have you covered!

I wrote this simple app where you type in a size (e.g. 1.2 meters) and it will output more useful units, e.g. "It is almost exactly the length of 7 medium-size bananas"

marquisdegeek.github.io/us_rul

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thanks for the likes everybody but it's literally a question

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still don't understand what is the social point, what you are trying to communicate, by only liking a post on which someone has asked a question and asked for boosts on

"hey how do i do xyz?" "haha great post man"

this is almost worse than people liking my suicidal posts

and, what terminal software do people suggest? surely one with colour support?

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i just got my online, what are some active i should join?

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The UK is going great

https://www.them.us/story/uk-puberty-blocker-ban-private-doctors

Private Doctors in the U.K. Can No Longer Prescribe Puberty Blockers to New Patients

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One could imagine even a fork of NetSurf with this only intent. Just rename it as SmolWeb browser + add an option to show just all the crap that was ignored. With a percentage of data used for actual content. “Site is 76% crap”.

Then you can imagine an opt-in search engine where owner enables indexation by having some smallweb tag in the code and submitting link to a form so the crawler can get a look and eventually refuse / abort at the first JavaScript tag.

#retrocomputing #smolweb

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Maybe these should come back,
except instead of
“this page best viewed in”
it should say
“this page still fucking works with”

#retrocomputing #smolweb

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mate youve done a game with about 200 polygons per frame and it runs at 9fps on a computer from 2010

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