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hey what's going on everybody, from first we feast i'm sean evans and you're watching hot ones, it's the show with hot questions, and even hotter wings. today i'm joined by paul atreides from the house atreides hot sauce company and i understand you're coming out with a new hot sauce called spicy melange?

Tried swapping Mozzarella for Red Leicester in our pão de queijo recipe, didn't affect the flavour as much as I thought it would, but gave it a wonderful colour.

*sees a post with a broken image* ugh i hate it when federation breaks *goes to their instance, image still broken*

arguing for the pronunciation of gif with a hard g is a giant gibberish

"Now that the news is out, Rabbit has revoked the keys. This has broken every R1 remaining in service. We’re sure both customers are most annoyed."

And of course, these fuckers are gonna fail up.

pivot-to-ai.com/2024/06/26/rab

"there's fedi drama"

is it an actual kerfuffle or is it just people who don't like each other trying to cancel each other's instance again

"it's real drama"

investigate

once again it's just people who don't like each other

sigh

getting kinda tired of people complaining that we "used to have" forums and blogs and a non-corporate internet because there's literally nothing stopping you from still being in that internet that never really went away it just got pushed out of the spotlight but nobody wants to join my shitty forums and shitty irc channels and everyone wants to suck daddy discord's nitro dick and i think making "the internet" a boogeyman scapegoat for your own consumption choices is rancid

Pain Is Good Spicy Honey Habanero Wing Sauce

I made Buffalo Pepsi with this. It made me do the face on the bottle. It was great.

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re: people complaining that firefox needed the DRM support because netflix: consider that watching movies should not have been the thing that web browsers do in the first place

QRT mastodon.social/@jwz/112662062

What people think a CoC incident looks like:
"A crime has happened! Call the police!"

What CoC incident really looks like:

Guy posted off-color joke in forum.
Newbie: "it's inappropriate here, reported for moderation"
Guy: "I'm being censored, my right to speech is violated. I'm wronged"
Some other guy: "It's just a joke, lighten up."
Long timer guy: "We've said this joke so many times nobody else ever complained."
Yet another guy: "Newbies just can't understand our joke"
Newbie left.

🧵 In 2020, I nearly died from mysterious industrial chemical exposure at my apartment. Later, in 2023, I discovered my employer was dumping toxic waste into the apartment windows from their Skunkworks semiconductor fab next-door. I tipped off the US EPA, who sent their env cops to raid Apple's plant in Aug of 2023. The US EPA finally released the report of their enforcement inspections & sent me a copy on Friday. 💀 ⬇️

netizen.club/~wildweasel/updat - The Golfshrine Birthday Update! I've been receiving all kinds of golf stuff this month and finally got the last package of it today, so here's a big ol update with images and video, because Multimedia™!

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