me: *presses play on an app*
app: Great! Your journey is about to begin! Just some questions first. Where were you born? How would you describe your income bracket?
me: *dismiss*
app: Got it! We'll ask you next time before asking you questions.
me: *presses shuffle button*
app: Got it! Shuffle enabled until tomorrow.
notification: Somebody enabled shuffle playback on your account. Click here to verify
notification: 🏆ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Power user
app: Do you want to rate this app?
https://netizen.club/~wildweasel/golfswings.html - Going live with a slightly more analytical article for Golfshrine, as I think about how being good at a golf video game is nowhere near the same thing as being good at actual golf.
a month from now when i share how hard it was to do this someone is going to go “oh you mean [insert appropriate term for what i wanted to do], it’s easy here…” and i’ll be like 🫠💀 because it’s all about knowing the complicated words so you can look up how. if you don’t know complicated words, well…
social media is anything but and mastodon has not ever been and will not ever be better than twitter or any similar contrived microblogging platform for as long as it retains the favourite button
queer robot squirrelbunny girl, un-retired computer fairies founder (2017-2021, 2024-), drone #6502, official amiga mascot, making a return to upset those who told us to leave.
https://pronoun.gdn/byte?or=it, robot, lowercase, check system link above, meat shell is 31yo, i block underage
flirting good but get at least acquainted first?
HRT: 15/11/2015
⚠️ do not like or favourite my negative posts: https://computerfairi.es/@mavica_again/110573733959251340 ⚠️